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http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/05/04/secretary-bites-off-boss-penis/

Secretary Bites Off Boss’ *censored*
by Earl Morningstarr

The Singapore Evening paper has reported this weekend that an adulterous woman in East Coast Park bit off her boss’ *censored* whilst orally pleasuring him in his car.

The paper reports that the pair were having extra-marital activities whilst stationary in a car park, but as the woman fellated her employer a van crashed into the back of the car causing the woman to bite down hard and in doing so completely severed the man’s reproductive organ.

In a bizarre twist to the tale, the entire scene was being witnessed by a private investigator who was following the woman under instructions from her suspicious husband. The private dick had telephoned the husband to tell him his wife was with another man and he arrived at the scene to witness the *censored* chomping himself.

An ambulance was called and the castrated boss was rushed to hospital. The angry husband is filing for divorce. The private detective sold his story to the newspaper. It is not known whether the organ was reattached, so we do not know whether the woman spat or swallowed.



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OUCH...retribution time lol...no more eating sausage forever kekeno

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insurance payout will be by the million. smile

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Hmm... wonder hw's thesausage taste hor....confuse

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Maybe she develop a fetish for eating sausage.

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How come the PI sold the story without pictures.....? at least with pics of the boss and his employee.

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pic of the.....sausage too???



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kingzkong wrote:

Hmm... wonder hw's thesausage taste hor....confuse


.....hmmm...i dont think you want to know..biggrin



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Drive wrote:

kingzkong wrote:

Hmm... wonder hw's thesausage taste hor....confuse


.....hmmm...i dont think you want to know..biggrin



can know in our coming BBQ haha wan to try or not hahabiggrinbiggrin



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Glance thru this news in Malaysia Chinese Newspaper on Monday.Did not read in detail.

My friend say S'pore Wan Bao also carries this for 2 days. Was told his dick was reattached but not 100% functioning. If pack in ice all the way to hospital can be 100%.

Ha ha husband should be happy if not his could be the next, since they are not in good term.
Wonder which insurance can he claim from ?

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